all day, everyday

thoughts-i-will-never-say:

 

do i have a crush on you or am i just lonely

do i like you or do i like that you like me

do I like you or do I like the idea of you

do i want to be in a relationship or do i just want to prove that i’m worthy of one

are you flirting with me, or can i just not recognize when people are being nice to me

all of the above

ay-dougie:

eyeballfarts:

compliment a girl on something other than her looks

like her butt

satans-advocate:

sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you

justbnadiva:

Bamboo Wall Decal Cute Vinyl Sticker Home Arts Floral Wall Decals WT029   ❤ liked on Polyvore (see more modern decor)

yes-i-am-superlocked:

nicolrene:

ghdos:

The two smartest men on the planet.

Just one of those posts you can’t not reblog.

This is unreal

tightvaginas:

three things i’ll say in awkward situations:

  • hahahahah
  • omg
  • idk
southerngamerguy:

veni-vidi-bitchi:

LET’S PONDER THIS STATEMENT FOR FIVE MINUTES.

Well fuck.

southerngamerguy:

veni-vidi-bitchi:

LET’S PONDER THIS STATEMENT FOR FIVE MINUTES.

Well fuck.

I love winter nights. Flickering fires, hot chocolate, scary movies and feeling you up on the sofa.

Michael Faudet 

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ghostfaceninjashizzles:

phuckindope:

Real Shit

Thats me right now

ghostfaceninjashizzles:

phuckindope:

Real Shit

Thats me right now

9,063,305 plays

hannahismyharto:

hartbugs:

reinedescatastrophes:

kidsboop:

fleurilla:

timehlord:

rorysqueenwife:

teaforthetardis:

1dstalking:

impalaincamelot:

spazzysunshine:

1.PLUG IN YOUR HEADPHONES

DO NOT LISTEN WITHOUT HEADPHONES!!!!

2.PRESS PLAY

3.CLOSE YOUR EYES

ENJOY A VIRTUAL HAIRCUT.

DO IT NOW.

THIS IS LITERALLY LIFE CHANGING

Woah, I actually got chills when he whispered 

OMG I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS. FINALLY REAPPEARD ON MY DASHHH

I thought this would be like “Oh cool yeah that sounded like a haircut”

NO NO NO NO NO NO

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND

YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND

The back of my head is tingling.

OMG EVERYONE GO GET UR HEADPHONES AND LISTEN TO THIS. IT’S ACTUALLY SO COOL. BUT U NEED HEADPHONES FOR IT TO WORK

HOLY SHIT. THE WHISPER AT THE END.

HOLY.

SHIT.

BAG ON THE HEAD OMG.

HOLY SHIT WHY HAVENT I EVER SEEN THIS ON MY DASH IT IS INCREDIBLE OMG

CREEPY WHISPER AT THE END

This is insane.

This fucked me up I almost psyched myself into suffocating when the bag part happened